We knew that would happen sooner or later ..... and it happened ....
having traveled so far without headlights in the league, the press there had devoted too much attention, but now that we begin to engage, and on the eve of a crucial match as the derby all the newspapers of the lower valley there banging on the front page with a news that threatens to split the locker room.
Carried verbatim by the "Gazzettino Zeloforamagno"
"Earthquake PES, the Captain goes! "
Peschiera B., Dec. 16 - now only missing the 'officers, but PES seems that Captain Walker is going to leave the team due to misunderstandings with President Moncullo.
It seems that Walker has called for a substantial remodeling of' engagement but the President replied spades, hence the break.
"Do not give him a cent, is already overpaid to them, and still have to repair the gate of the house!" thundered Moncullo. These words are obviously not pleased pedestrian who has already given an 'other team under a false name to avoid any disqualifications.
The dressing room is obviously divided into tears ... .... Ceccarelli festive Moretti: "Finally, enough blacks in the team ".... Di Tullio perplexed: "fuck me fuck, I have to change diapers "..... constant Carioni" Porco D. ...!!!!"
Finally mysterious pack: "still can not remember the names of the players ..... so now we are without goalkeeper?"
Meanwhile we show an official photo of Walker with the new name and new jersey (it was also brought up a minimum of beard to avoid recognition of groped)
The team, obviously shocked by the news, is now awaiting a response from companies and official Captain himself.
We all against even the newspapers, let's be even the strongest of them!
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