It 's a Moncullo irrepressible!
after concluding the purchase of Perancin still unavailable, the Presidentissimo Self elevating it from the technical guide (thank God) and put on the payroll of a new element to the PES.
now talk about it for months, but at this point has finally arrived Official: mysterious pack (and these are his real name) is the new coach of Pro Evolution with which it has signed an annual contract.
Moncullo but has reserved the right to enter a couple of clauses in the contract, including:
- Pacchioni the opportunity to kick your ass whenever you want
- the ability for players to be at odds with Mr. spit on his
shoes - the obligation on the part of the mystery of the players on the bench supply of beer and sausages at every timeout
mysterious pack, reached by telephone said enthusiastic about this' opportunity: "I thank the Chairman, move up the standings, a spot on the promise podium and the Ballon d 'Oro for Griffin. The rose is embarrassing to people Ceccarelli Zanicotti or as I would not see the field even if they were the servants of the sports center, but with a coach of my caliber no goal we're not allowed. We aim at all, league, Champions League, UEFA Cup, and also Mitropa Cup Anglo-Italian tournament! I want to tell kids that now the free ride is over! will create a Hitler in the dressing room, I have some ideas:
- find the block 9 and a half hours before the game
- Lambro daily workouts at the park from 4 to 7:30 am
- even more categorically Moretti will not beat a throw from the baseline
- Finally, instead of the usual post-match training moisturizing for those who played, session of 3 hours for those did shit, and the worst player in the game stops at the field to cut the 'grass with powerful tools provided by the sponsor. Of course, then all to bed and ready for training the next day ... "
Players already love him ...
Paternoster:" ... it is not only good, it is also beautiful ... "
Captain: "I am sure that will give us a big hand, if only to get rid of all the sausages in the timeout ...."
Tonight 's official debut of new coach, so all the field to cheer PES!!
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